Pretty terrible considering a book I recently...
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Trying to find out how to write a satire that makes it clear how ridiculous I find it that people seem to need to make every decidedly negative trait into a personality disorder. Someone can’t just be shy, they have social phobia. They can’t just like organization, they’re OCD. Like, I get that sometimes it’s out of hand, but all traits can be more or less prevalent...
Every day of high school
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
Lol, I had something remarkably similar to this...
parents: you shouldn't talk to band members they're just gonna give you drugs and alcohol and have sex with you
me: thats what i want though
I would love doing this to somebody
person: hey, do you want-
me: me dead?
person: what? no, i-
me: feel like dancing?
person: you've lost-
me: in stereo?
person: stop that. there's this party-
me: song, the walk of shame?
person: ....it starts at 6
me: feet under the stars?
person: shut up! i'm sick-
me: little games?
person: if you keep-
me: the change, you filthy animal?
person: in a moment i'm going to break-
me: your little heart?
person: i'm going to throw you under-
me: a paper moon?
Why it always feels like I have so much to say, but when someone FINALLY bothers to let me talk to them, I can never say it? Like, there are so many times I just want to scream- literally scream- at people to get them to wrap their heads around things or just for the sake of screaming, because I feel like I need it. That and a punching bag. And I’m not an angry person. Like, I’m...
Made my day
Some bitch: Omg you've already seen that band live, why do you need to go again?
Me: Omg you've already breathed once, why do you need to do it again?
fanbases (only reblogged for the MP bit)
all time low: JALEX omfg i have been a REAL fan loNGER THAN ANY OF YOU oh look we started another stupid trending topic on twitter omfg i hate this fanbase oh my god you're not a real fan unless blah blah blah OMFG I LOVE THIS FANBASE oh my god alex sop omfg jack oh my god potatoes poTATO DAWSON HE'S JUST GLAD TO BE HERE AND I JUST WANNA FUCK THIS BURRITO YA SWAG MAN SWAG
the summer set: omfg no stephen doesn't h8 lyfe (ALTHOUGH THOSE JOKES ARE FUNNY LMAO) he just hates the fans i blame brian dales omfg he pUT THE POPTART THERE oh my god if you ship jephen you are going to heLL haha oh wait i blame brian dales man jess is so pretty oh stephen why do you hate the fans???? EVERYTHING'S FINE lol no everythinfg's cheLSEA OMFG brian dales ha ha wut r u doin no stop no one care brian shut up FUCK YOU BRIAN
the maine: 5 years man 5 years john's so high ha ha ZOMBIES LOL kennedy brock CHILDREN HE LOVES CHILDREN RAT BOY RAT BOY john you're so skinny YOU'RE HAWT TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OMFG lol john's a giraffe kbye oh and rip m wall
panic! at the disco: ryden lives on that's all
you me at six: i downloaded this album illegally
mayday parade: fanbase cannot say anything because fanbase is blinded by beauty and perfection of mayday parade
fall out boy: fanbases don't go on hiatus
nickelback: there is nothing to put here because there is no fanbase